Obama Vows Sanctions against Iran

Our Nobel “Peace” Prize Winner is threatening Iran (Obamaspeak Translated by a friend of mine):

“Because you didn’t do as we commanded, I vow significant sanctions against you, which will starve your children and elderly people, deny them necessary medicines, and generally make life a living hell for your country. After all, the USA can have nuclear weapons even though it HAS used them. Israel can have nuclear weapons and demonstrate outrage at even being ASKED to undergo inspections. MANY other countries are permitted by us – the arbiters of behavior for the entire world – to have nuclear weapons. But not you.

In fact, you cannot even enrich to 20%, although 90% is required for nuclear weapons. Why? Because the USA does not like to be disobeyed and tends to react harshly to that IF the offender does not have nuclear weapons! Which is probably one of the reasons why you might be trying to develop them in the first place, eh?

Well, nothing doing. You play ball with the west, on the terms delineated BY the west, or we will destroy you. And we won’t face much in the way of public pressure over here either: we got that covered with the slickest promo package you can imagine, 24/7 in all media. Peace out.”

Here’s the link to the article:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8507168.stm

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